Tod found this funny Japanese website. Put in your name and it tells you what you are made of. You can try it here, though the results will be in Japanese.
If you don't read Japanese, copy the text into Babelfish or Excite translatorfor a rough/poor translation, but I suggest you put periods at the end of each line to help it out.
Here's what it said about me.
Results of a Composition Analysis of Kristen
85% adult circumstance - Kristenの85%は大人の都合で出来ています
8% bewilderment - Kristenの8%は気の迷いで出来ています
5% negative ions - Kristenの5%はマイナスイオンで出来ています
2% concentrated sulphuric acid - Kristenの2%は濃硫酸で出来ています
(It told me my computer was a mix of strictness, sulphuric acid, words, candy and bewilderment...that seems about right so I guess it has me pegged, too.)
Here's my analysis;
61% gorgeousness
23% words
8% key to success
6% mythril
2% negative ion
See? So accurate. Uncanny. How does it know?
I'm scared...
My boyfriend name is:
69% lies
18% temper
8% mistake rill
3% words
2% success....
....
mine is
99% desire
1% hardship
...
I dont know what to think!! LOL
58%は蛇の抜け殻で出来ています. (old snakeskin)
32%は純金で出来ています. (pure gold)
9%は気の迷いで出来ています. (delusional)
1%は濃硫酸で出来ています. (conc. sulphuric acid H2SO4)
Is this me???
And for my partner..
65%はハッタリで出来ています
24%は濃硫酸で出来ています
6%はお菓子で出来ています
4%は理論で出来ています
1%は言葉で出来ています
What is the translation of these?
This is FUN!!!
91% magic
5% alcohol
4% negative ions
This is eerie...
J-sterの83%は電力で出来ています(electric power)
J-sterの9%は白インクで出来ています(white ink)
J-sterの5%はマイナスイオンで出来ています(negative ion)
J-sterの2%は濃硫酸で出来ています(concentrated sulphuric acid)
J-sterの1%は成功の鍵で出来ています(the key of sucess)
Wheres my magic? I was sure magic would be in there somewhere!