It's that time again

It's that time again and a feeling of dread is building. Our Japanese teacher announced the school's upcoming (mandatory) speech contest.

This year's contest theme is "Nihongo ga jouzu ni natara..." which means "When I become skilled in Japanese..." I think my opening sentence is going to have to be "When I become skilled in Japanese, I will be an old lady." From there, I'm not sure where to go but I have about a month to decide.