How to Make People

How to Make People Avert Their Gaze in Tokyo

• Sit on a park bench, read a book and laugh aloud at the funny parts.
  
• Walk carefully balanced along the edge of a fountain.
  
• Strike poses while perched on a rock or ledge.
  
• In the middle of an open plaza, stretch out your arms and spin.
  

If you do any of the above, people will pretend you are invisible. Guaranteed.

Posted by kuri at August 31, 2000 07:16 AM