The weekly classified in Tokyo are often strange. In addition to the lonely hearts ads, the transient foreign population has an abundance of sayonara sales to sell off everything in an apartment before moving from Japan, and plenty of individual appliances, computers and furniture for sale.

But most interesting ads are in the Help Wanted section. It’s not what you might expect:

Anyone pursuing art? My wall is still all white so I need someone’s beautiful drawing, like beautiful oceans, maybe?

Chilean man seeks magazines with Madonna on the cover. I want to trade for collectibles.

Maria Yumeno. She is an actress and a model. If somebody knows how to meet her, please tell me because I am really interested.